Remy take note. If you are gonna turn to a life of crime, at least have the catalog to do the bid. Since you are gonna have much time on your hands for the next few years, having a robust discography would have helped you out. For example, if you had a career like Mary's, you would be able to obtain an ipod and listen to your joints for days straight! If you hits like Mary, you wouldn't have to perform one weak song at the Talent Show, you could perform the Christmas Concert by yourself. Shit, you would have everyone's families scrambling to get in the prison to see you performing. If you got stuck in the hole instead of doing sit ups and reciting your times tables, you could strictly recite the lyrics to all of your songs and remix in order of the album. That would keep you from going insane. If you was on it like Mary, after serving like 4-5 of that 8 year sentence, you could go on the Fresh Outta Jail tour and sell out arenas.
But no, you wanna go and commit a "career"ending crime with like 2 songs out ...that ain't enough material for a good playlist...
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